A terrible thing has happened this day. I just received word that Caesar has been murdered. I sent my servant to ask Brutus if he will vouchsafe that I may come to him and get an explanation for why Caesar deserved to die. Brutus told me through my servant that I may come unto them and depart unharmed.
I walked into the senate building, and upon seeing Caesar's corpse, asked them to kill me with the same dagger that killed noble Caesar. Brutus told me to not beg my death of them, and said that I will eventually see why they had to murder Caesar. Then I shook each conspirator's bloody hand as a sign of friendship.
They have agreed to let me speak at Caesar's funeral, but made me promise to not blame the conspirators in any way. I must only to speak well of Caesar. After they left, I stayed alone with Caesar's corpse, and asked Caesar to pardon me for being so gentle with his murderers. I will revenge Caesar's death. There will be war!
Brutus had just given his speech. It was my turn to speak. I walked out of the senate building, carrying Caesar's dead body. Brutus explained to the crowd that I had no part in the conspiracy, but will be part of the new commonwealth. The crowd cheers as Brutus exits.
I ascend to the pulpit, and ask them to listen to me, for I had come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. I reminded the crowd of all the good, humble things Caesar did, which couldn't have been ambitious, but Brutus says he was ambitious and is an honorable man.
I then say that I would gladly stir them into mutiny and rebellion, but would not harm Brutus and Cassius, whom they all know are honorable men. I bring out Caesar's will, and the crowd begs me to read it. I tell them that I shouldn't, for they would be touched by Caesar's love for them, and that I would be wronging the honorable men who have let me address the crowd. They call the conspirators traitors, and demand that I read the will.
I finally step down from the pulpit and prepare to read the letter to the people as they stand in a circle around Caesar's corpse. I pointed to Caesar's wounds and reminded the people how Caesar loved Brutus, but Brutus stabbed him viciously. I then uncover the body for all to see. The crowd weeps, and then becomes enraged. I say that they should not be stirred to mutiny against such honorable men, but the people declare that they will mutiny nonetheless.
I call them to let me finish, for I haven't read the will yet. I read the will, which a sum of money from Caesar's personal stockholdings to every citizen of Rome. They are struck by this act of generosity and swear to avenge Caesar's death. Then the plebeians charge off to wreak havoc throughout the city.
I wonder what will come of the mischief that I have set loose on Rome.